Wednesday, October 21st, 2009
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12:59 am - Rant #1
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"matt... you were right about u know who. he's nutty."
I don't claim to have all the answers, and I know I never will, but when I do believe in something it's for a darn good reason, and is well supported. When I pass judgement on a person's character, and refuse to back down even when you yell and even if it threatens our friendship, it's probably for a darn good reason. I'm no dummy, and you know that, but you only accept it when it fits your fancy. Under any other circumstance you would accept my opinions without pause, but when you have already made up your mind and then consult me, and disagree, get indignant, and stop talking to me, you make a mockery of our species. Your attitude is the reason I hate humanity, it is the reason I will never have children, it is the reason I tell other people not to have children, and it is the reason I mock people who do create your awful human offspring.
Hot crackers, people! Think before you breed. Think before you date. And think before you shut the door on someone who is cold and callus enough to see past your puny desires.
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12:56 am
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I am happy and sad that LJ has fallen out of the mainstream keep-up of my friends. This used to be my home (and hot damn I love my user pic). But now, the beneficial side of this is that I can post my most horrible comments about "friends" whom have given me up for the dark side of life. ...comments to follow...and they will be scathing.
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Wednesday, July 29th, 2009
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1:54 am - Ahhh...Livejournal...the one place I can still truely express myself
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Most of my friends have moved to strictly facebook, so this is my one of my last bastions of venting where I can say things like this:
AAUUUGGGHHHHH!!! How dumb are you!?!?! Do you really need such simple concepts spelled out for you step by step? Freakin' consider the other perspective...figure life out!!! Now let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.
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Tuesday, July 7th, 2009
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9:45 pm - Some of you will appreciate this...
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Friday, May 22nd, 2009
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12:10 am
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My userpic plus LJ's new color scheme makes the site look uber-goth. Sweet.
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Tuesday, April 14th, 2009
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10:55 pm - Optimism
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Every breath brings me one less to my last
current music: Pull me under - Dream Theater
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Sunday, April 12th, 2009
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11:01 pm - Biking!
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I really want to buy an olde tyme bike, but sadly they run somewhere around $900-$1100. I just can't afford camp, kitsch and silliness at those prices. =(
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Saturday, April 11th, 2009
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7:57 pm - My favorite Disney character
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There are some nasty pedophiles out there who think that Areal from "The Little Mermaid" is the sexiest of the Disney characters, but they are way off. There are some in straight jackets out there who think Thumper from "Bambi" is the funniest of the Disney characters, but they are way off. Clearly, the best Disney character is Maleficent from "Sleeping Beauty".
She is the only character who, in a "G" rated cartoon, can say, "Now you'll face me, and all the powers of HELL!" She is the sexiest with all that darkness and the funniest with all the conniving.
current music: Suspiria - Far Heavens
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Tuesday, April 7th, 2009
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10:14 pm - Dirty dirty!
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From http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090408/ap_on_go_ot/us_spy_satellites ...
"At the same time, the White House has also agreed to boost the amount of commercial imagery it buys. It now spends $25 million a month with DigitalGlobe of Longmont, Colo., and GeoEye of Dulles, Va., buying private imagery that can show outlines of objects as small as 16 inches."
The government can finally see my penis. It's as small as 16 inches!
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Tuesday, March 31st, 2009
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8:40 pm - New drug names
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For whatever reason (it may be a type of chemical, but the spellings make me believe otherwise...I think it's just a 'computer nerd' syndrome where they name things after sex (i.e. male and female ports) but I've now seen two drugs with names that start with [phonetically] "ass".
Astepro
http://www.astepro.com/
Aciphex
http://www.aciphex.com/
I have no beef with Aciphex, other than it's pronunciation "Ass Effects", but Astepro (Ass to Pro) is an anti-allergen, and in their commercials the actor says this line: And I quote, "If you are allergic to Astepro, don't use it."
...DUH!!! Yes, if you are allergic to something, DON'T USE IT!! I don't offer my friends who are allergic to cats a cat concentrate to cure their cat allergies, or bee urine to cure their allergy to bee stings.
I have never heard of anyone being allergic to an anti-allergen, but I think something is seriously screwed up if anti-allergens can't keep you from being allergic to them.
current music: Marty Robbins - El Paso
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Sunday, March 29th, 2009
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10:45 pm - History
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[Seductively, a tone that makes the sexless teenage boy know he's been duped by a woman who was trying to take advantage of some knowledge he had] Dear planet: I don't post for you. I post for ME. I love going back to old posts and seeing what my freak mind was thinking at the time.
current music: Bruce Spriingsteen - I'm on Fire (The creepiest song ever!!)
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Saturday, March 21st, 2009
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9:49 pm - Facial hair
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So I grew a beard...
I'm thinking of taking it to the next level...
current music: Rasputina - The New Zero
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Friday, March 20th, 2009
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10:56 pm - Party
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Hey....you wanna go to a party?
I'LL PUT YOU ON THE GUEST LIST!!!!
(See "Music")
current music: Scooter - I'll put you on the guest list
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Tuesday, March 10th, 2009
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12:25 am - Pure Sarcasm
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Thank goodness they're coming out with a The Fast and The Furious 4. I was worried Vin Diesel would never act again!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013752/
[Edit]
The tag line is: "New Model. Original Parts."
Aside from the. Terrible grammar. I think it. Will really sell. The Franchise. To people who love. Crap.
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Sunday, March 8th, 2009
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9:38 pm - AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
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My sister was in town this weekend. She works in the food science industry. She introduced we to a new term that "shocked" me right down to the core: Electroejaculation. She has seen it done, and says it looks as pleasant as it sounds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroejaculation
current music: Something torturous and german
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Sunday, February 22nd, 2009
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10:52 pm - Iron Maiden - Virtual XI - Track 4 - Freedom!!!!
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1:24 am - Improper meduim
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Wednesday, February 18th, 2009
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11:34 pm
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Thursday, February 5th, 2009
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6:01 pm - I'm the jerk
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I think I'm going to change my name to Lllgen. That way, anyone reading my name on a computer, or computer generated document will think it is Illgen (as long as it's an Arial, Gothic, or Sans Serif style font (stupid Times New Roman)).
When casual acquaintances and business contacts call on me, I will be smile to myself as I scream, "IT'S 'LLLGEN' YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!"
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Wednesday, February 4th, 2009
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4:03 am - Another post occuring during LJ maintenence
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