Menstrual Sky

Rant #1

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 06:31:17 GMT

"matt... you were right about u know who. he's nutty."
I don't claim to have all the answers, and I know I never will, but when I do believe in something it's for a darn good reason, and is well supported. When I pass judgement on a person's character, and refuse to back down even when you yell and even if it threatens our friendship, it's probably for a darn good reason. I'm no dummy, and you know that, but you only accept it when it fits your fancy. Under any other circumstance you would accept my opinions without pause, but when you have already made up your mind and then consult me, and disagree, get indignant, and stop talking to me, you make a mockery of our species. Your attitude is the reason I hate humanity, it is the reason I will never have children, it is the reason I tell other people not to have children, and it is the reason I mock people who do create your awful human offspring.
Hot crackers, people! Think before you breed. Think before you date. And think before you shut the door on someone who is cold and callus enough to see past your puny desires.

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 05:59:20 GMT

I am happy and sad that LJ has fallen out of the mainstream keep-up of my friends. This used to be my home (and hot damn I love my user pic). But now, the beneficial side of this is that I can post my most horrible comments about "friends" whom have given me up for the dark side of life. ...comments to follow...and they will be scathing.

Ahhh...Livejournal...the one place I can still truely express myself

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 07:07:23 GMT

Most of my friends have moved to strictly facebook, so this is my one of my last bastions of venting where I can say things like this:
AAUUUGGGHHHHH!!! How dumb are you!?!?! Do you really need such simple concepts spelled out for you step by step? Freakin' consider the other perspective...figure life out!!! Now let's go drink 'til we can't feel feelings anymore.

Some of you will appreciate this...

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:47:25 GMT

The world's most expensive video game

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/the-17-500-video-game/1332488

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Fri, 22 May 2009 05:12:02 GMT

My userpic plus LJ's new color scheme makes the site look uber-goth. Sweet.

Optimism

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 15 Apr 2009 03:59:03 GMT

Every breath brings me one less to my last

Biking!

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Mon, 13 Apr 2009 21:28:24 GMT

I really want to buy an olde tyme bike, but sadly they run somewhere around $900-$1100. I just can't afford camp, kitsch and silliness at those prices. =(

My favorite Disney character

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Sun, 12 Apr 2009 01:13:50 GMT

There are some nasty pedophiles out there who think that Areal from "The Little Mermaid" is the sexiest of the Disney characters, but they are way off. There are some in straight jackets out there who think Thumper from "Bambi" is the funniest of the Disney characters, but they are way off. Clearly, the best Disney character is Maleficent from "Sleeping Beauty".

She is the only character who, in a "G" rated cartoon, can say, "Now you'll face me, and all the powers of HELL!" She is the sexiest with all that darkness and the funniest with all the conniving.

Dirty dirty!

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 03:16:54 GMT

From http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090408/ap_on_go_ot/us_spy_satellites ...
"At the same time, the White House has also agreed to boost the amount of commercial imagery it buys. It now spends $25 million a month with DigitalGlobe of Longmont, Colo., and GeoEye of Dulles, Va., buying private imagery that can show outlines of objects as small as 16 inches."

The government can finally see my penis. It's as small as 16 inches!

New drug names

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 04:25:41 GMT

For whatever reason (it may be a type of chemical, but the spellings make me believe otherwise...I think it's just a 'computer nerd' syndrome where they name things after sex (i.e. male and female ports) but I've now seen two drugs with names that start with [phonetically] "ass".

Astepro
http://www.astepro.com/

Aciphex
http://www.aciphex.com/

I have no beef with Aciphex, other than it's pronunciation "Ass Effects", but Astepro (Ass to Pro) is an anti-allergen, and in their commercials the actor says this line: And I quote, "If you are allergic to Astepro, don't use it."
...DUH!!! Yes, if you are allergic to something, DON'T USE IT!! I don't offer my friends who are allergic to cats a cat concentrate to cure their cat allergies, or bee urine to cure their allergy to bee stings.
I have never heard of anyone being allergic to an anti-allergen, but I think something is seriously screwed up if anti-allergens can't keep you from being allergic to them.

History

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Mon, 30 Mar 2009 04:26:18 GMT

[Seductively, a tone that makes the sexless teenage boy know he's been duped by a woman who was trying to take advantage of some knowledge he had] Dear planet: I don't post for you. I post for ME. I love going back to old posts and seeing what my freak mind was thinking at the time.

Facial hair

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Sun, 22 Mar 2009 03:17:12 GMT

So I grew a beard...

I'm thinking of taking it to the next level...

Party

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Sat, 21 Mar 2009 03:58:07 GMT

Hey....you wanna go to a party?

I'LL PUT YOU ON THE GUEST LIST!!!!

(See "Music")

Pure Sarcasm

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Tue, 10 Mar 2009 05:33:10 GMT

Thank goodness they're coming out with a The Fast and The Furious 4. I was worried Vin Diesel would never act again!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1013752/

[Edit]
The tag line is: "New Model. Original Parts."
Aside from the. Terrible grammar. I think it. Will really sell. The Franchise. To people who love. Crap.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Mon, 09 Mar 2009 02:42:58 GMT

My sister was in town this weekend. She works in the food science industry. She introduced we to a new term that "shocked" me right down to the core: Electroejaculation. She has seen it done, and says it looks as pleasant as it sounds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electroejaculation

Iron Maiden - Virtual XI - Track 4 - Freedom!!!!

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 05:18:09 GMT

I'm free again!
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090222/ap_on_re_eu/eu_greece_prison_escape

Improper meduim

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 07:28:17 GMT

I h8 facebook apps!

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 05:37:55 GMT

I'd be more comforting, but your tears smell like eggs.

I'm the jerk

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:15:56 GMT

I think I'm going to change my name to Lllgen. That way, anyone reading my name on a computer, or computer generated document will think it is Illgen (as long as it's an Arial, Gothic, or Sans Serif style font (stupid Times New Roman)).
When casual acquaintances and business contacts call on me, I will be smile to myself as I scream, "IT'S 'LLLGEN' YOU INSENSITIVE JERK!"

Another post occuring during LJ maintenence

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 10:06:03 GMT

Scooter has a new video out called, "Jumping All Over The World." I can safely say that I've been to 70% of the sites that they use in the video which makes me feel kind of special.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysfmPEBMvDU
(Embedding not allowed)

More about 80's music because when I wanted to post this LJ was undergoing maintenence.

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:47:46 GMT

Since I am such a huge fan of 80's music and more specifically new wave (the precursor to industrial, and in some ways goth) I have found that a lot of new wave bands are German. With what little German I know, I have found out that many of the English versions of the songs do not translate directly to what I have found are the original versions.
As presented in my previous post(I never hear him say, "4,3,2,1"), I found out that one of my favorite new wave songs has a German origin that definitely does not directly translate to English, and as I look back to others such as Nena's "99 Red [Luft] Balloons" I find myself doubting that the English version translates directly from the German version.
Even when watching the Falco songs (i.e. "Rock Me Amadeus") I have come to realize that the versions I have on my American release CD is different than the video version.
I need a translator to find the differences because I apparently wasted my time learning French instead of German =)
It's just too bad that I don't love French-Canadian music better than German-new wave. =)

How much of your personal development do you contribute to music?

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:31:17 GMT

There are many many things that make me wish I were born 10 years earlier. This is one of them. I am glad that my generational inspirational entities are uploading this gold to YouTube for me. Thanks random eastern European person!

Selfishness

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Sat, 31 Jan 2009 06:09:27 GMT

Amidst the famines, disease epidemics, droughts, plagues, and pestilence that is currently afflicting millions of people globally...I can't seem to beat the first boss of the original Game Boy's "Wario Land".
How much does that suck? Let me tell you...a lot!

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Wed, 28 Jan 2009 01:55:47 GMT

Nothing melts snow better than warm blood.

...or a really cool new gothic userpic from a French graveyard I visited.

Cravin' a rave

matt_sundberg@yahoo.com — Tue, 27 Jan 2009 04:10:18 GMT

It the end credits of the movie "Go", they thank the Estate of Telly Savalas (the beloved star of Kojak and others http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001699/ )...I'm really curious as to why....I think he loved glow sticks, and all of his suckers were drug-laced.